TF2R Item Raffles

Spycey 26 May 2016 at 16:11 (UTC)

needs more gusto

Barkley 16 Oct 2015 at 1:50 (UTC)

Saudades meu bebÃª, saudades de vocÃª

Snorlax - Blue Lantern Flash 8 Dec 2014 at 1:08 (UTC)

Gus is the best. Huehuehue

J.me 10 Nov 2014 at 10:31 (UTC)

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my vibrating member, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2009 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my enormous penis while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my fully-erect penis came within five inches of her vagoma, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I

J.me 27 Oct 2014 at 9:05 (UTC)

how are roids gonna make your mouth bigger?

J.me 26 Oct 2014 at 10:59 (UTC)

u don't no shit about my balls.

J.me 25 Oct 2014 at 14:29 (UTC)

Jokes on you I know how to PCT.

J.me 25 Oct 2014 at 9:16 (UTC)

I'm going to wear my paper bag on my head and fuck your mother with my aesthetics, doing her doggy style while dunking her face in the toilet, after she squirts on my dick I'm going to hit the flush button. Its going to be glorious, like a synchronized squirting and flushing symphony. I'm going to play bethovens last symphony in the background and I'l do it just as your father walks in on us, and as soon as our eyes meet he will avert his gaze in the presence of a true alpha male, he will instantly be demasculinized when he realizes he is in the presence of a true super alpha, and realizing that he doesen't even bench 2plate and I'm actually the gorilla at the top of the jungle, his two small scrotum's will shrivel up and fall to the ground and evaporate like two dried up dates, and he will run away like a dog with his tail between legs down the street.

Pear 13 Sep 2014 at 2:51 (UTC)

>ebonywankbank

<---- DO NOT TRUST 5 Sep 2014 at 0:15 (UTC)

http://puu.sh/blUVc/190fd99b49.bmp

Reaper ♡ 24 Aug 2014 at 21:52 (UTC)

You smug fucking bastard.

frostyn 8 Aug 2014 at 19:21 (UTC)

where is guscrap

Red Hue Trooper from 301X 28 Jul 2014 at 19:08 (UTC)

EVIL! RAPE IS BAD!

AvroDeadsky 23 Jul 2014 at 18:34 (UTC)

plsnoplsnoplsnoplsno

davetb 22 Jul 2014 at 0:37 (UTC)

>ebonywankbank

That one Yoshi that plays Smash 21 Jul 2014 at 18:34 (UTC)

Hey gus. I saw you were looking for examples. I have a few on my utube channel, but they were just tests for stuff from the new update for the program. I made them in a few minutes, and just quickly. So no extra sounds, just music. Channel: Joyoshi Yoshipower

FredEx 17 Jul 2014 at 19:44 (UTC)

Oh my dearest Gustavo, lover of my curved dick, I wish caress your bearded face just one more time before I must go to the cruel, boring world every morning. Just once more. ;-;

Sad Alcoholic 16 Jul 2014 at 20:44 (UTC)

And then I forget to answer your question, lol. It's from the original Carmageddon - one of the characters, OK Stimpson.

nabroleon 7 Jul 2014 at 22:53 (UTC)

The way that you wander is the way that you choose, The day that you tarry is the day that you lose. Sunshine or thunder, a man will always wonder. Where the fair wind blows.

Good Health 7 Jul 2014 at 1:25 (UTC)