sure, why the heck not

 Of course I will~

 i won your strange detonator can you accept my invite?

 The Dispenser had it coming

 I love that avatar! Did you draw it yourself? :D

 Yes. (16 characters)

 le face when i cant remember who you are

 No idea D:

 Oh. How did that pesky neg get there? Hi :3

 OH BOY OKAY. I WILL TELL YOU IT. Its not even that long. There's an image of Horo puffing up her cheecks with a text bubble, it was edited to say "Puffy Vulva". I thought it was hilarious and used it as my name, people complimented it and it just stuck.

 well i don't have a crate but if get another key or 2 more keys that means i can buy the dirty soccer shoes or dirty front runner

 i won a key in a raffle today

 mmm I can see that

 Here's what you do, bleach + ammonia + your penis should make the film go away forever. This may also make your penis go away forever too, and one of the mild side effects includes blindness, unconsciousness, hallucinations, and death.

 Odd film on your penis, I believe you need to learn to wash off your penis when you ejaculate

 I feel awful for not wanting to have sex with your avatar.

 I wonder about the legacy of the "derp" family, such a name must be quite an honor.

 The story behind my name is a long one, and I don't know but sometimes they are.

 Im not having an affair, me and my work have been together for to long

 Im married to my work

 I love you to, but our love can never be

 why thank you, hehe

 Marvel Comics approves of your 2099 rep

 A houwar would do.

 Then I would say.... You killed my cat.

 Sounds like a good reason.

 And I am always eagerly awaiting to be taken. Any second. Of any day. I await my master. I've had 777 for a little while, haven't raffled since. I just can't break the magic number. :(

 Raffling is the second step on being a pro raffler. First of all you must become a faget, or at least half-faget (bi), but being a faget is better. So you need to find a guy you like and have sex with him. Kolpo the Faget Hinduist Acolyte knows how to seduce boys.

 0_o Wait, what?!

 yes I will take it from you

 I will let you know when I make the raffle, but it may be a while :P

 I do love my razorbacks thank you~

 And i will be named "CHOOOOCLAAAATE"

 From now on, every single chocolate i find will be raffled here

 each time I see your avatar, I end fapin' like hell...

 Whar is your avatar? I wanna know ;)

 Arigato, Rapist Srime-kun

 I'd cum all over a slime girl.

 OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD! These cats found me again! I need to run away, AAAaaaAAaA~ ! Woof.

 Yes, I'm ready. Please take me. TAKE ME AND MY SOUL

 I saw your pumkin reference and was amused.

 This guy is awesome.

 I'm F2P . I hope u add n' ivite trade . Tks

 bacon. fucking love that stuff~

 You gib green notifications and bacon? I wub you.

 This person, is a good person.

 add me plx i wont ur crate raffle

 oh it's you! ?

 *lurks* (I really like your avatar by the way)

 yes, sir, because it will look like we are sexy lovers and people will think dirty things about us

 Should I stop? :D

 Why do you message me so much? :3

 That sounds positively lovely.

 We da bestest niggas fo sho~

 I like pie too. :3

 cocaine must be administered in the anal crevice, but everyone snorts it. Idiots.

 don't snort coke, thats bad

 there are only 24 hours in a day. how can someone beat it more?

 sfgdawefgsdfaf. therefore, i smrt

 I have come to inspect your penis. If it has odd sores, it could just be frostbite.

 heavy is ded..... not big surprise....

 nananananananananananananananana back staaaab

 but what about medeek?

 true..... but that's why heavy is here..... kill da pyro with bullets....

 exactly..... no man is smart enough to outsmart bullet..... except spai..... he sometimes outlives bullet.....

 maybe..... but you can buy many bullets with lie.....

 well if it's the money i'll take it o3o

 i love you

 I love you

 Interesting. Needs 16

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OS7dFjg0w

 Oh, it's this guy

 i want it if this is how u rafffle?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GHX8dvuFUQ

 fuuuuuuuuuuuu......

 but-but-but-but-but-but-whyyyyyyyyyyyy D:

 y-so-many comments on my page o3o

 seer derp da seveenth aka da Taitanic

 Why not.

 nice guy, i remember doing bissenes with him

 the mouse goes "click click"

 WHAR IZ ZECRET RAFLA

 I can't connect to steam, it's down in Germany. I'll make sure to hit you up once I can. Stay tuned.

 Got it in the end :)

 Dis guy pretty coo'

 Go to info, they show what ranks you can get, and you have to post on the forums saying what color name you want, if you want it that is. It's not automatic.

 Very generous, fast and a pleasure talking to. :)