GLITCHBOY IS AWESOME

poop is brown

imagine all the whale semen you swallow when you're in the ocean.

Pig's orgasms last half and hour.

If you eat a live turtle, you will get a stomach ache.

Lazarus syndrome or autoresuscitation after failed cardiopulmonary resuscitation is the spontaneous return of circulation after failed attempts at resuscitation. Its occurrence has been noted in medical literature at least 25 times since 1982.

*the item, I mean

But guys! He has a meme avatar so you KNOW he deserves it!

holy shit how many raffle did he win in a row all i seen was add me and u didnt follow the rep and leecher they need to ban him

jesus christ that guy has been here forever. He has won at least 10 raffles...

Takio is gay. I bet you didn't know that!

Nothing explodes with more force than is contained within its mass.

im getting a 3d tv today

The best product for cleaning elephants is Murphy Oil Soap.

please give me something

something interesting

If you take any random number with three digits and then muliply it with 7 then 11 then 13 you will get the same three digit number, but doubled, for example if you have 112*7*11*13 you will get 112112

NOON (spelled like that, in all caps) Is not only the same forwards and backwards, but also upside down.

White whales (or "Beluga" whales) are born black

There is an underwater post office in Australia.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

In less than 140 years, everyone alive today will be dead, and the world will be populated entirely with people who haven't been born yet.

angles cry when i deserve to die ._.

I am a ficus

T rex had even bigger Bros 2 of them actually

Gentlemen, we have a time machine. And *this* is the key to Frylock's health. We can break it apart, light it on fire, and smoke the cancer out!

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Being alive hurts, but being dead is too boring.

wow that guy had won like som any raffles..

Take 3.14. Now write on a piece of paper. Stand in front of a mirror with that piece of paper facing the mirror. That piece of paper now says PIE.

@ad I see you use Reddit.

The original opening text crawl in the Star Wars franchise of movies was made without the use of CGI. The camera was instead moved smoothly across a printed copy of the text.

the guy you denied gave you a -1, I gave you a +1 to try to balance it out

Is that side pic what I think it is? If so I love you.

Your icon is adorable and makes me feel doki doki.

Saturn through a telescope looks like a sticker.

The "knees" we precieve on birds are actually their ankles, and their true knees are in really close to their body.